Template for Davie

[FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD]

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fIRST word of the first paragraph should be coded as follows. Knowing Davie, he'll probably botch it up, but that's alright. No harsh judgements here. This is the part where the post begins. Davie's probably rambling about shit no one cares about by now. Yada yada and blah blah blah... And now the reader's brain starts to bleed out his or her ears... And just to make it interesting, Davie's going to write something Frizz is thinking, because Frizz is always thinking(or doing whatever it is nerds do, like writing the next great American novel in their minds). When Frizz is thinking, it looks like this, I'm thinking about something no one cares about! yay!

SECOND paragraph should start out with a capitalized word, like so. By now, a second person has noticed Frizz standing around and being awkward instead of making conversation like a normal human being, and has decided to call him on it. When Frizz is listening to someone speaking, whatever the other person is saying is formatted like this, "Yo Frizz, are you with us on planet Earth?" It's a tad hard to tell the difference between the hues, isn't it? What a bummer. I suppose you'll just have to squint, or use your brain and identify the little quotation marks that go around the words to signify speech. That, or you'll recognize your own writing being echoed back at you.

THIRD and any additional paragraphs also begin with a capitalized word. Are we noticing a pattern here? If not, I highly recommend you return to the first grade. Moving on. Now that the other person has spoken, instead of standing there and looking at Frizz as though he's sprouted multiple heads, Frizz must retaliate. When Frizz opens his mouth and says something that only ever turns around to bite him in the butt, it looks like this, "This is my attempt at retaliation, which probably includes tons of large words you don't know the definition of, and therefore cannot be insulted by." And that's my template. Danke schön.

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tags & insternamehere
words & how long was the novella he wrote this time?
notes & ug. he's talking again.
lyrics & "Hey Soul Sister" - Train (who else?)
credit & This template (and all the sarcastic remarks in it) was created by the ever-awesome zee (a.k.a FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @zee's coding palace). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you.

[FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD]

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[size=3][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][/size][/center][blockquote][size=4][b][i][color=1E374E]f[/color][/i][/b][/size]IRST word of the first paragraph should be coded as follows. Knowing Davie, he'll probably botch it up, but that's alright. No harsh judgements here. This is the part where the post begins. Davie's probably rambling about shit no one cares about by now. Yada yada and blah blah blah... And now the reader's brain starts to bleed out his or her ears... And just to make it interesting, Davie's going to write something Frizz is thinking, because Frizz is always thinking(or doing whatever it is nerds do, like writing the next great American novel in their minds). When Frizz is thinking, it looks like this, [i][color=271D25]I'm thinking about something no one cares about! yay![/color][/i]

SECOND paragraph should start out with a capitalized word, like so. By now, a second person has noticed Frizz standing around and being awkward instead of making conversation like a normal human being, and has decided to call him on it. When Frizz is listening to someone speaking, whatever the other person is saying is formatted like this, [i]"[color=232A3A]Yo Frizz, are you with us on planet Earth?[/color]"[/i] It's a tad hard to tell the difference between the hues, isn't it? What a bummer. I suppose you'll just have to squint, or use your brain and identify the little quotation marks that go around the words to signify speech. That, or you'll recognize your own writing being echoed back at you.

THIRD and any additional paragraphs also begin with a capitalized word. Are we noticing a pattern here? If not, I highly recommend you return to the first grade. Moving on. Now that the other person has spoken, instead of standing there and looking at Frizz as though he's sprouted multiple heads, Frizz must retaliate. When Frizz opens his mouth and says something that only ever turns around to bite him in the butt, it looks like this, "[color=1E374E]This is my attempt at retaliation, which probably includes tons of large words you don't know the definition of, and therefore cannot be insulted by.[/color]" And that's my template. Danke schön.[/blockquote][center][size=3][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][color=271D25]• [/color][color=1E374E]~ [/color][/size][/center][blockquote][color=271D25]tags &[/color] insternamehere
[color=25242F]words &[/color] how long was the novella he wrote this time?
[color=232A3A]notes &[/color] ug. he's talking again.
[color=203144]lyrics &[/color] "Hey Soul Sister" - Train (who else?)
[color=1E374E]credit &[/color] This template (and all the sarcastic remarks in it) was created by the ever-awesome zee (a.k.a FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @[url=http://zeescodingpalace.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile]zee's coding palace[/url]). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you.[/blockquote][/size][/font]